We're Safe, Hooray

Thank the Gods, the huge pile I’ve found on the sidewalk next to our door was just the remains of a friendly neighbour’s dog! Phew.

I mean, you might expect me to be upset since said friendly neighbour was too fucking lazy to pick up the steaming heap of crap his goddamn (and obviously horse-sized) mongrel left behind, but nooooo… not me.

Because for a moment I was seriously afraid some sort of monstrous mutant mole had broken through the asphalt and was now terrorising my ‘hood, but — phew! — it was just pooch poop.

A felt metric ton, no less.

Like, 10 meters from my door.

Motherfucks.

∞ posted 1 year ago in Animals en People are broken Rant WTF

About this site and its Author

  • czottmann
The personal blog of Carlo Zottmann, a freelance software developer from Munich, Germany.

He builds "applications" or "sites" for them so-called "internets". Currently notable projects are TwerpScan and Ephemera, a Mac tool for Instapaper enthusiasts with ebook readers.

His hobbies include taming dolphins, riding lemurs and collecting spores, molds and fungus — the food of the future.